“Hey, Mr. Kaufman!
I was just wondering, ‘What’s your smallest department’?”
Mr. Kaufman responds:
"Why, it’s our Complaint Department of course.
Besides, our store’s so small,
we don’t have any room for complaints!"
"Our customers rarely have a complaint or experience a problem,
but when it happens, we do all we can to set things right!
You see, we take very good care of our customers.
We only ask that you read Kaufman’s Refund Policy before you purchase anything
and return your Kaufman sales receipt with your request for a refund or an exchange."